“Why did you get a new paper towel to dry their water bowl? There are some on the counter right there.”
“Yeah, but I don’t want it to get all countertop germy.”
“You spoil them so much.”
“… You gave them their own mug!”
Month: January 2018
Me: “Try actually covering it, silly.”
Cat: [scratches at the wall nearest the litter box]
“I have to pee.”
Off to the right, one of the cats starts to make use of the litter box.
“… Thank you, Noodle. See? She’s peeing for me, which is something you have never done. I think I might have a new favorite.”
“You want to sleep on that side of the bed? Frankie’s not going to like that.”
“Frankie doesn’t like a lot of things. It would be faster to list the things she does like. Butt rubs, cat food… me… you when you’re not too excited… Noodle, laser pointers… I think that’s it.”
“I got something out of the corner of Frankie’s nose.”
“Ew! Are you going to wash your hands?”
“I’ll just purel. … Wait, Louie licks your mouth, and you never purel your mouth. And you still make me kiss it anyway! I’m not doing anything.”
Heard the neighbor humming on the other side of the wall while going about your business. (In our case, while on the toilet.)
Wondered, “Is the neighbor awake?” Then listened for a minute and thought, “Yep, seems so.”
Instantly turned Pandora down in volume as soon as it blasts a rude word.
Discovered ants in your house, then gone next door to ask, “Do you have ants too?!”
Said something really silly and loudly while drunk, then added, “I hope the neighbor didn’t hear that!”
Felt like the neighbor’s indoor/outdoor cat is kind of your yard cat. And sometimes you take pictures of the cat when he’s being especially cute.
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